re: #840 JasonA

“Jesus, I wound up in Baltimore,”

lmao

“The entire world seemed to pause at that moment: The conservative masses held their breath, yearning for the least excuse to unleash some grand moment of violence for reasons they no longer fully understood. The democrats stood before me, their circle of oppression wanting to violate me with their filthy health care. The tension was rivaled only by the silence; all awaiting my response.

“What will you do?” asked Beck at last.

“I’m sorry,” I coughed, clearing my throat and addressing each side in turn, “it seems like you’re both just fighting at this point because you’re supposed to be fighting. Ultimately, I doubt my day-to-day life will be all that affected regardless of what happens. ”

“But… the oppression!” cried Limbaugh from behind me.

“But… the greater good!” Maddow hissed in front of me.

“If I had it my way, I’d bring us back to the time where your vote and your policies were a private matter that you didn’t talk about in public because it was considered rude,” I replied.”