re: #84 Dangerman

Translation: “I didn’t realize enraged people would threaten to never buy another Tesla for the rest of time because I took the side of Putin against Ukraine.”

Deeper look: “I originally just wanted to act like an asshole for a bit to get Republicans to have a positive view of EVs so they’d start buying Teslas, but now I’m lost in the role and enjoying it

Deepest look: “China wants to shoot down my satellites! I’m not sure Russia can even do stuff like that anymore, but why risk it?”

(stole all 3)