I just waded through CCJ’s lengthy self-congratulatory piece about Menendez, where he says nothing about the actual charges the senator faces.

How does that boy get his head into an elevator? I’ve never read something so ego-maniacal yet so totally wrong before in my life.

Interesting tidbits:
(1) he disses a Washington Post reporter for not speaking Spanish (and bragging he does, of course), missing the fact that her co-writer has a Hispanic name or the possibility the Post could have paid for an interpreter.
(2) he says he paid someone to go to the Dominican Republic to get some incriminating doxx from the police department, but as CCJ didn’t have the money to spend, he crowdfunded the money, got more than the $5,000 he needed, and used the extra for “research” and other interesting projects.
(3) he accuses the DR government and police of being corrupt, so we can’t trust anything they told the FBI and the Post, but his operative got the real deal from the DR police.

I’m trying to write a suitable parody, but it’s impossible to recreate his prose without losing my mind. Besides which, my site is down for some reason, so the GotNwes rejoinder will be delayed.