re: #81 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

My girlfriend in 1991 was an Austrian au pair - so still back in the landline days. A creepo would dial her house and begin talking dirty. She was still adjusting to full-time English and would just let him prattle on. She later asked me, “Vwat does it mean ven he says he vants to lick my bossy?” Just had to laugh at the concept of a dude trying to get his jollies with someone who couldn’t understand him.