re: #79 Charles Johnson

Customer: “I’ll have a BIg Mac meal with a coke and large fries, please.”

McAI: “One sack of meal worms and a lump of coal, coming right up! That will be $753.37. Please drive to the next window.”

*Drives to next window*

McAI: “Here’s your food! Don’t forget to take the survey and tell us how we did, you commie liberal bastard! And remember: This restaurant is guaranteed to be 100% Jew free!”