re: #68 LGoPs

I’m dating a gal and I’m in a moral quandary and need some advice.
My mother’s in jail for embezzlement. I have a sister who’s a prostitute.
I have a brother who’s a crack addict and a drug dealer.
She knows about them but what I’m really afraid of is her finding out I have a cousin who’s a journalist. What shall I do?………
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That’s not the cousin I knew…
/bumb goes the bus