re: #48 pingjockey

That is seriously messed up!

Han: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Intercom: We’re sending a squad up.

Han: Uh, uh… negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Intercom: What’s your operating number?

*Han blasts the intercom*

Han: LUKE! THEY’RE COMING FOR US!