Now my 81 year old customer just came and picked up his bike. He insisted on showing me the shampoo he bought at the hippy health food store, saying, “It doesn’t have any propylene glycol! I was talking to a doctor who told me, ‘I never yet met a cancer patient who didn’t have propylene glycol in their body.’”

Not as bad as this morning’s Truther, but it seems to be one of those days. I expect to hear from the YECer next.