re: #80 Slumbering Behemoth

When they rip on a shitty beer there, they get extremely creative. It’s a fun site.

I’m reading the Corona reviews now.

A: Adjunct lager clear. Not quite dehydrated urine in color but you should really drink some water if your waste looks like this.

S: Skunky. Sour… I have to add a lime… Ah. There it is. Citrusy and still somehow skunky.

T: I added a lime to kill the natural skunk.

M: Crisp. Nothing to think about except for the pee finish. Refreshing if I am on the beach and need to wash saltwater out of my mouth. However, I am not and I just paid $9 for six of this?

O: A market built around selling skunk beer to the US. Mexicans don’t even drink this crap. I will quote a typical beer store customer in the south: “I need a case of MGD and a case of Corona because it is the best beer ever.” Nuff said.