Comment

John Oliver: The Coronavirus Has Shut Down Sports. Now What?

87
Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines5/18/2020 12:52:23 pm PDT

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Fucking depraved assholes. Yet this kind of utter callousness has been fully normalized, at least in conservative America.
That reminds me. I was musing about a design contest for a multiple guillotine, a machine that would dispose of a large number of soul-dead criminals and genocide profiteers in one whack, so to speak. One idea I had was for a very long serrated blade, that is, one with a separate angled section for each “bay.” This would have a lightweight upper structure of beams or welded tubes and multiple upright guides to maintain rigidity. The subjects could be containerized to speed the process up still further, strapped down to a special platform that could be wheeled and clamped into place just after the last one, minus the heads, was being wheeled away. The heads of course would go down a chute and be automatically sorted for re-unification with the relevant carcass. This would then be cleaned up, embalmed and presented in perfect condition to the relatives. We aren’t savages after all.