re: #869 iceweasel
I do have a Woody Allen story, actually. I was in New York and passed him and Soon-Yi on the street (I was about 21 at the time).
Dude totally checked me out. And not in (what I consider) the normal male way either. Major lech.
After he was done he finally looked me in the face and I gave him the filthiest, most contemptuous look I am capable of giving.
Ugh, thought of it still makes my skin crawl.
LOL I have never been oogled by a celebrity.