re: #83 Swampwitch

So, this is fun. I’m a back and prep cook at a small diner in a small town in Iowa’s 4th District. I rarely leave the back and don’t care to. A couple of days ago I found out that Steve King and family come into the diner once in awhile. I didn’t know this. Why? Because apparently no one is supposed to tell me if he’s in there. I’m the only Democrat/normal person in the whole place. The owner and manager are afraid I’ll leave my nice safe back kitchen and go out on the floor and tell King what’s what. Which would get me fired. Which I cannot afford. And they know I’d do it anyway.

I know the feeling. When I worked at Kwik Trip, Sean Duffy would come in but I never found out till after. Hopefully he saw my sticker on the truck saying “Repeal and Replace Duffy”. ;D