re: #87 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Hey, he’s no Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris or Jean-Claude Van Damme (

Heh.

Why does Steven Seagal look like a day-walking vampire that colored his hair and beard with shoe polish after getting shellfish poisoning at an all you can eat strip club buffet? pic.twitter.com/3V14Rq9MfW

— Very Legal & Very Cool Frank (@goddamnedfrank) August 6, 2018