re: #85 A Three Hour Tour
Kirsten Alley: You can “OK, Boomer” me all you want …
Sensible person: “OK, Scientologist.”
Kirstie Alley: Pediphilia.
Sensible person: Ped-O-philia (formerly spelled “paedophilia” with the “ae” joined as a ligature) is the term you want for the sexual attraction toward children, you member of an abusive cult, you.
EDITED TO ADD: Before editing out the foot fetishist joke, I learned that the Latin term for a sexual attraction to feet is spelled “podophilia.”