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Onion: Financial Expert Offers Obsessive Recession Tips

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jdog2910/16/2009 4:06:04 pm PDT

re: #87 HoosierHoops

What? I still haven’t comprehended the 11 dimensions in String theory and membrane collisions causing the Big Bang…
alternate Universes don’t exist cause they can’t be proved..
Don’t mess with my scientific dogma dude..
*wink*

Yeah, I’d hate to have to spend my life learning about all those universes only to have someone come up 20 years from now and tell me they don’t exist.//

I don’t even know how many planets to tell my children there are. Pluto let me down and I haven’t been the same since.//