re: #70 WindUpBird

“No… you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!”

I’ve had two main chute total malfunctions. For the couple seconds before the reserve opening shock, you know a bit of what it’s like to be dying.