“Hey, because of outages, I’m having a really hard time getting everything turned in on time, but you’ve got all the email updates I’ve sent you.”

“Yeah, keep working to get everything done on time, but take the time to rewrite all the emails and send them as one report to me to pass along by COB.”

“THOSE TWO THINGS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. I emailed you the god damn updates so YOU could pass them along.”