Wait, am I going senile or didn’t they promise us months back that they’d be doing this very thing? You know, the whole convergence on D.C., roads in and out packed with 18-wheelers, and the removal of the President and his cohorts at gunpoint? I distinctly remember some dumbass standing before the gates of the White House with a Confederate flag while another dumbass ranted on a bullhorn about how the President needed to “put down the Koran and come out with his hands up.”

Anybody remember how that turned out, because my memory’s a bit fuzzy.