People all over the world are complaining they have been signed up on Twitter for the president, First Lady, and Wikileaks accounts. (That includes people all over the world that never followed them.)

Yup, glad I’m not on Twitter. I really don’t need a libertarian dudebro telling me who I “need” to follow.

Jack Dorsey still sticking with “computer glitch.”

Maybe he ought to hire Mr. Johnson to straighten that out for him, since Mr. Dorsey doesn’t seem to be able to handle a computer technology firm.