I bought a new refrigerator, it was supposed to be delivered today. I told building management, they hung the padding in the elevator for it. I waited all day. It didn’t show.

I spoke to the store manager. He says so sorry, we had to wait for it to get to our warehouse. How’s Tuesday?

Meanwhile, it’s over 95º, and will continue at or above that temp for the next few days. And I don’t have a fridge. I’m irritated. I have to go SOMEPLACE OTHER THAN MY HOME to get a cold drink.