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Kentucky Gov. Beshear Wants State Money for Creationist Theme Park

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines12/02/2010 12:17:49 pm PST

A reporter asked the governor is the state would similarly support an atheist theme park.
Possible exhibits:
The Earth time-line: A mile long ribbon marked with the various geological ages. The last sixteenth of an inch would represent historic time.
The Witch Hunt: An animatronic robot of an elderly woman is tied to a stake and burned alive, with her simulated skin falling off etc. This could be accompanied by a patented roast flesh scent distributed from vents around the exhibit.
The Crusades: Drunken knights pursue unarmed Jews through the streets of the Christian city of Mainz, with a pile of severed heads stacked against a wall.
The Evangelist’s Lair: A tacky multi-million dollar mcmansion with an old Buick out front and a Bentley hidden in the garage.
“Hiking the Appalachian Trail” (Adults only)