romney - insurance infomercial spokesman
jeb bush - wimpy high school principle
palin - bad girl character on gilligan’s island with a whiny voice who tries to do something nasty to ginger
huckabee - used to play a preachy sheriff on teevee but the character was too boring and was dropped
hunstman - creepy ceo who you suspect is the villain in this episode because he is too smooth to be good
trump - comic relief
gingrich - annoying peripheral character whose role in the episode is to make you feel really good when they get their comeuppance
bachmann - remember mrs kravitz on bewitched?