re: #5 Eclectic Cyborg

Ha ha ha! That is beautiful. I might have done it if I was prepared to respond to the inevitable blowback, but I just didn’t want to spend my entire lunch break (I’m doing some OT today at work) arguing on Facebook.

Yesterday I got sick at work, had to go to Urgent Care. Bad enough $¢ientologi$t$ are right outside of Kaiser Urgent Care on Sunset Blvd. They know better that to waste my time since I always ask them about Xenu.

Coming home, get out of the Subway station and 2 women are there with a loudspeaker uttering Jay-Zuss shit. One of them approaches me, sticks a leaflet with a picture of Trump and Jesus hand in hand.

It was time for some Tongue-Fu.

I said, “Oh so they’re walking hand in hand. Nice to see that Trump and JC are gay!”

The look on the shrew’s face—Priceless as she utters, “How dare you blaspheme the Son of Gawd and his Chosen King for America”.

My reply, “If they’re holding hands and giving each other kissy faces, you ought to say Trump is Gawd’s anointed Queen”.

Oh I scored a direct hit with that as she said, “You’re one of them Gawdless Marxists”.

My reply, “Yes. I’ve been a faithful follower of Zeppo all my life”.

Didn’t stop that fool from screaming at me, I continued to use my Tongue-Fu techniques to get her to totally melt down.