Just when you think a crappy, cheesy, kitschy Christmas song couldn’t suck any harder, some “stylist” make a new cover that is even MOAR SUCK.

I was in the store last week and heard “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” sung reaaaaal slow, Barbra Streisand style. What the Holy Fuck.

It was horrible.

Just horrible.

Who would do such a thing?