This night many years ago, the neighbor from down the street came raging over to our house and she was FUCKING PISSED!

WHICH ONE OF YOUR KIDS TOLD TIMMY THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!!!!

I said “What, it wasn’t any of my kids, they don’t even know of such a thing as Santa Claus! It must have been the Ronees (Chaldeans) down the street!”

Then my daughter (7 years old ) says “Santa is so lame! It’s the Grandparents who buy the presents!”