Please oh please get me out of the South soon. Dear God, I ask for so little, please, help us find work and home the hell away from these fools.

My damned facebook newsfeed is full of some stupid meme about the inventor of Coca Cola being a confederate soldier and liberals now want to ban Coke because, snert,florg,flaven,fart. Yes, because when I see a Coke bottle or logo I immediately think Civil War Racist Redneck Dipshit who can’t be bothered to read an actual book not written by Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity. Nooo, that would be the traitor flag that makes me think of those things you idiots.

Also too, down the road from me is a guy who’s been flying the Gadsden Flag and an American Flag since Obama got elected and this tea party nonsense started. Now he’s flying them both at half mast. I assume this is related to the Chattanooga shooting. I’d like to know where his half mast flags have been for all the other people killed in this protracted war we’re in. Or all the vets committing suicide.

I can’t take the stupid anymore. It’s fucking depressing. Oh, and someone I really liked a lot and was even roommates with at one time is now an Allen West fan. WTF is happening to people? Jesus.