re: #81 scottslemmons

Someday, when Trump’s out of office, I want someone to make a fake History Textbook of the Future — “American History: Red, White & Bold,” Vol. 5, covering, let’s say, the 1970s to 2020.

Most of it would be straightforward history, copied out of a junior high textbook. But the end of it would be Trump, and it’d basically say history records Trump as widely despised throughout the country and the world, cheated his way into the White House, thanks to the Russians, the most corrupt administration ever, the stupidest, most childish, most incompetent, and least virile president in history.

Have someone in a silver jumpsuit walk up to him, tell him they’re from the year 8621, and they want him to read the new elementary school textbook. Because he’d believe a time traveler gave him a textbook from the future, and that’ll be the only way he’ll ever really understand what everyone actually thinks of him.

I’d put this together myself, but I’m too busy playing video games.

It would be above his reading level. But a moot point since he doesn’t read.