re: #77 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

I don’t know what gift you’ll receive for 20 years served here, but I’m sure it’s pretty nice.

I have been here 22 years and several current Lizards are senior to me. For your 20th anniversary, you receive a vintage Bugatti or Hispano-Suiza, a weekend with either Taylor Swift or Brad Pitt (depending on age or other preference), an official Hated Enemy of MAGA certificate, and the Creation War Campaign Medal (I missed out on the last because I was in Iraq at the time).