re: #76 Occasional Reader

Wow, you’re such a sophisticated hipster cynic! I love the beret.

No, just a run-of-the-mill cynic, like the kind that didn’t fall for Obama’s shtick. BTW, when I dress up, I wear a top hat, not a beret. Do you love that too? Would you love it if it has a Siouxsie VIP sticker and a purple Mardi Gras throw garter on it? Please?