Awesome ‘Christian Education’ Quizzes About As Challenging As You’d Expect http://t.co/00kLkjcy87

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Sample questions:

plunger The plunger in the pump was broken.
Plunger means (a) a dolphin (b) a pump part (c) a brown car

Francesco Redi Mr. Francesco Redi did not think meat could make maggots.
Mr. Francesco Redi was (a) a famous scientist (b) a volcano

Louis Pasteur Mr. Louis Pasteur did experiments with milk.
Mr. Louis Pasteur was (a) a glass bottle (b) an airplane (c) a scientist

Elisabeth Howard Elisabeth Howard sat and listened carefully.
Elisabeth Howard was (a) a kind of airplane (b) a missionary