OMG!!!!

Percentage of US population that has contracted #ebola: 0.0000012654%. (via @peterschack)

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) October 24, 2014

I have a far better chance of winning the Mega Millions drawing tonight than I do contracting Ebola. Hmmm, I wonder if there are any special Ebola numbers that I might pick?