So, since this is the perfect place to have all questions of theology answered, I have two.
First, if Leviticus says “you shall not lie with a man as you lie with a woman” where does that leave me as a woman? And if I’m not supposed to lie with men, where does that leave the men lying?

Second, if Leviticus is the end all and be all of the Roberson’s moral life, do they eat shellfish? Have they spent any time witnessing to potential customers outside the local Red Lobster?