So, the redheaded new media journalist is what, 27 or so years old?
What the hell kind of person is he going to be at 50 or 60 years old?
You can’t get much crazier than he is now. As age adds more and more of life’s baggage to him, he is at the very least going to be a street-corner mumbler in some city. He’ll be well known for his craziness and everyone will cross the street to avoid him.