re: #92 Dr Lizardo

At times like this, I’d love to President, simply for the lulz.

I’d be all like, “Foolish Patriots! Let’s see how you fare against my Sardukar troops! I, Padisha Emperor Shaddam VI laugh at your puny insignificance!”

See, I’d be a truly evil bastard and send out someone to deliver a written message to these Jonesian nutters:

“To the Wingnut Commander:

NUTS!

The American Commander.”