re: #89 freetoken
Well, it is long overdue for a new edition.
So, as in the old days, why not gather 70 (or is that 72?) scribes (or is that virgins - virginal scribes perhaps?) in Alexandria, set them in a room for a year and have them come up with rewrite.
Did you know there’s a Cockney version of the bible? There really, really is, and it’s really freaking terrible.
The Lord’s Prayer, Cockney edition, starts out with,
“Hello dad, up there in good old heaven.”