C’mon guys. You just don’t understand where the Kos kiddies are coming from. Well, let me tell you, after subscribing to Kosmopolitan, I have a whole new appreciation for these folks. Just a few of the articles in the newest issue:

Birkenstocks - Okay after Labor Day?
Armpit Hair Makeovers for Guys - AND Gals!
Renovating Mom’s Basement - A Guide to Creating that Sure-Fire Bachelor Pad
Sex! What it Is, and Why You May Not be Getting Any.
The Centerfold - A Kos Kid’s Bestest Friend Ever!

(I’d skip the “10 Most Beautiful Kos Kids” photo-spread however.)