re: #50 Slumbering Behemoth

Happy Birthday Jesus

On an unrelated note, a fat, drunken random gave me a hug and a kiss last night, and wished me a happy birthday. It wasn’t even close to my birthday.

Why do these people seek me out. Was I born with a Random Magnet?

I have now twice been hugged inappropriately at bus stops by the same retarded man in his twenties. I don’t know his name. I wish I could find a suitable response, that doesn’t involve punching him in the nose.