In all seriousness: what we are witnessing has been a quantum leap among conservatives from a critical and skeptical view of government (one which our Founding Fathers built into our constitution) to an overriding fear of government turning into the Beast of the Aopcalypse.

One forgets that we still have a Government of the People, elected by the people and operated and staffed by the people, not by Agents of Satan, foreign agents or bug-eyed aliens.