At this point, I’ve come to the conclusion that, barring a political “unknown” winning the GOP nomination in 2012, the party is screwed. It doesn’t seem like there’s a single “front-runner” who isn’t up to their eyeballs in stupid stunts, asinine comments, and hypocritical positions that are all meant to play to a base the party as a whole is in absolutely no danger of losing. Sadly, I fear that political dissatisfaction will be so great come 2012 that the GOP could run Rush Limbaugh and be guaranteed at least enough of a lead to take back the presidency.

Is it too late to call up Britain and ask for forgiveness?