I’m getting tempted to unfriend one of my same-named friends on facebook. Nice guy. A bit of a jesus freak, but young so that’s forgivable. But he’s an iFreak. Love the new iPhone! Can’t wait to stand in line for the next one! Driving to stand in line for the new iPad! Selling this laptop to pay for new iPad! New video of new iPad showing how awesome it is! Video shot with iPhone 4!

Fuck me. But he does have a hot wife.