re: #90 Gus 802

SFPD: Gun Recovered Hours After Police Shooting

So he fired at the officers, who fired back and hit him. Then, while he was laying bleeding on the sidewalk, he said “HEY, LOOK OVER THERE, IS THAT ANGELINA JOLIE?!?” and while everyone was distracted, he got up, ditched his gun several blocks away, and then deftly sneaked back to his bleedin’ spot, leaving everyone none the wiser.

Brilliant.