The continuing adventures of Florida Man, World’s Worst Superhero

Florida man cites ‘Bush doctrine’ after pre-emptive killing of neighbors at Labor Day cookout

Lawyers for a Florida man this week cited President George W. Bush’s pre-emptive war in Iraq and the “Bush Doctrine” as a defense after their client killed two neighbors and attempted to kill a third on Labor Day.

Good to know that lawyers in Florida can assert any old crazy-ass thing and have no fear of being put into mental hospitals where they belong.

On second thought, does Florida actually have any mental hospitals?