re: #90 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They should charge him for “revealing government secrets”.

Hah! A blast from the past, the old Soviet era humor:

A man on Red Square shouts, ‘Brezhnev is an idiot!’
He gets sentenced to 15 years: five years for insulting the Soviet leader, and 10 years for betraying a state secret.