Time for a work-break.

I leave you with my latest PC effort, offensive only to those who might want to kill me for mocking Jesus, Buddha, or Zoroaster.

This Poem Does Not Mock Mohammed

Well, Jesus never married.
He must have been a loon.
And Buddha, after finding peace,
Blew up like a balloon.
Zoroaster’s just plain weird.
His followers get et by birds.
Mohammed, though, Mohammed:
[censored] [deleted] turds.

Copyright 2010 Cato the Elder