re: #89 Mattand

By Crom’s sweaty privates, how does one look at the freeing of the slaves by an American president and come to the conclusion that government had nothing to do with it?

It was that magical Constitushun that inspired the oppressed proto-African “takers” to shake off their servitude to the Lincolnian moochers and become genuine makers with the Confederates. They then told the Confederates to read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, and then Rebels rejoiced that they did not have to fight the moochers anymore and they could be Randian supermen as well! The liberated Rebels and the new proto-African industrialist makers then went on to make Reardon Steel and build giant railroads while Lincoln wept tears of impotent rage because the Rebels and the proto-African Industrialist makers didn’t need his emancipation proclamation!