Good morning from “always sunny” Philadelphia.

I sit here surrounded by very smug and happy sports fans. The Eagles won out in what appeared to be a battle to decide who was less incompetent and injury prone. And the Phillies finished off the Reds in another baseball example of “good pitching beats good hitting”. (Plus the interesting show of watching a player manage to hit a 105mph fastball and get rewarded with a double as a result.)