re: #91 Killgore Trout

Somebody dropped their hotdog in the playground. It happens.

Habaneros are currently the 4th hottest peppers in existence.

At 100,000-350,000 Scoville heat units, they’re 10 times hotter than serrano peppers. They can make a grown man stupid enough to eat one on a dare puke and whimper like a little girl, so finding some on a kids’ playground would definitely be a hazard.

Habanero challenge destroys bald guy, Hot pepper for 20$

Oh, and I actually read the article:

school employees found pieces of about six habanero peppers scattered in the wood chips around play equipment

No one puts half a dozen habaneros on their hotdog, but by all means go ahead and keep smirking about the seven kids that were sent to the hospital if that’s the sort of thing that gives you satisfaction.