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Friday Night Jam: Maragold Unplugged, "Story's Ending"

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makeitstop7/04/2015 10:26:18 am PDT

re: #95 stpaulbear

I’ve got a neighbor who bought a shitload of bottle rockets that are designed for maximum noise; no sparkles, just BOOM at about 25 feet off the ground. I doubt that they’re legal in MN. My neighborhood has 40 foot lots and no alley, so he’s annoying the hell out of many neighbors when he comes out every hour or so and shoots off half a dozen of them in his back yard.

My evil side wants to have a couple of cherry bombs around so I can set one off on his front sidewalk at 5:00 am.

I’m afraid that I’m very get-off-my-lawn-ish about fireworks.

I have a neighbor who did the same thing a couple of years ago, only with big-ass mortars instead of bottle rockets. Drove the neighborhood crazy for two days until he made a mistake and blew his left arm off at the shoulder. True story.