re: #87 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..

Us Americans work way too freaking hard. I had a client call me when I was in the hospital with Mrs. Fish after her car crash. I took the meeting for a little bit, but eventually I was just like, “Look, Kevin, I don’t mean to cut you off, but I’m in the hospital getting my wife discharged, I can’t come to the computer, I’ll work it out with you later.” He was like, “Oh, shit, that’s fine” and hung up quicker than anyone I’ve ever seen.

When my wife married her previous husband, Digital Equipment Corporation wanted her to come in for her shift on her honeymoon night.

She was non-plussed.