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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus7/23/2010 9:50:56 pm PDT

Brings new meaning to the phrase “Piss on you”:


Woman hurls bag of urine at California officers

Police said a California woman tried to run over a man with her car, then hurled a bag of urine at arresting officers. Pasadena Lt. Chris Russ said 39-year-old Monica Avila was booked for investigation of attempted murder.

Investigators said the brother of Avila’s ex-boyfriend notified police there was a trespasser on his property at about 3 a.m. Thursday. When the 44-year-old man went outside to talk to Avila, she allegedly tried to run him over with her vehicle and fled.

Police spotted her a short time later and pulled her over.

The lieutenant said Avila suddenly removed her urostomy bag and threw it at the three arresting officers, who were splashed with urine.